May 2011
When I break something that isn't mine.
“I didn’t do anything!!
Captain Jack Sparrow
jackhallowss:
The world’s worst best pirate
When I ask my followers for questions.
joelcunitz:
ilovepinchyxox:
Expectations:
Reality:
gpoy
Reblog if you and your best friend always screw...
sandraftw:
Student gets caught for whispering in class
myheart-skips-a-beat:
Teacher:“Would you like to share that with the whole class?”
Student:“No, that’s why I whispered it”
I want this piggy bank!
When someone interrupts me when I'm telling a...
At friend's house when your friend's mom asked you...
kdtechnology:
On the outside, “Uhm, no. I’m fine. I’m fine…”;
On the inside, “I would like to have Fried chicken, Nutella, Lasagna, Carbonara, Fish Fillet, and a diet coke. Thanks.”;
Your favorite singer’s/band’s concert:
THEM:
YOU:
People who can buy anything they want.
The feeling you get when you're having a bad day...
