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ibeliebican: the-wicked-witch: ohitsthebiebs: Let’s see if girls run Tumblr :) YEAAAAAAH Run the Tumblr, girls, girls. GIRLS, WE RUN THIS MOTHER…TUMBLR WORLD.
When you hear an old song on the radio...
At first you’re like: I remember this! As the song goes on, you’re like: I forgot how much I loved this song! Then you start boppin to it like: THIS IS MY SHIT! Then the song is in your head all day and you cant stop dancing to it, like:
That awkward moment when you say something really...
theblackship: First Reaction: Wow, how the fuck did I think about it? Second Reaction: I’M A POET!!!!
When someone sends you a text that says "call me"
ratherdielaughing: why didn’t you just call me
I hope you die and rott in hell, mother fucker.
"Can I have a look at your laptop" →
uleavemespeechless: On the outside: “My laptop? Yes of course I’ll just go and get it! hahaha it’s totally fine nothing to see hehaha” On the inside: “ABORT ABORT LOG OFF TUMBLR LOG OFF TWITTER DELETE HISTORY OH MY FUCKING GOD LOOK AT THAT NC-17 FIC JUST SITTING OPEN IN A TAG WHAT THE FUCK SELF STOP LIVING DANGEROUSLY, CCLEANER OUT YOU COME DELETE ALL THOSE FILES GO GO GO OK OPEN GOOGLE...
when you make eye contact with a stranger
yournewbff: to be polite, you’re like: but then they’re just like: WTF, I’M JUST TRYING TO BE NICE.
That awkward moment when people stare at you when...
sowonlovesallnine: Bitch,am I that hot?
I am proud to say that I have never been the...